#danarumours LOL

As people outside of Ireland may not know, Dana (who won the Eurovision for Ireland with "All kinds of everything") is running for president of Ireland. In the Irish presidential debate last night, she mysteriously said that a "vile rumour" about her was about to surface. This has led to much Twitter speculation about what the rumour is....

My favourites are:

• she stole her eurovision song off Norwegian band Nin Huguen and the Huguenotes
• (also on that note) she kicked Bishop Brennan up the arse
  
• (one for the Irish speakers) A Porn Video Of Dana Was Leaked Called Arse In Uactaharain
• she secretly had potatoes during the famine

Or what about "She drove to Canada with a dog strapped to the roof of her car". No wait, that was Mitt Romney: I'm thinking of the wrong election there.